Steal Yo Bitch Ringtones

(DMac, pop your shit, DMac, pop your shit, yeah) Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ayy You know me, I play it raw Hold up, go These bitches dramatic (How?), she got two niggas tatted Her nigga and her side nigga cool, hoes be savage (Whoa) First she want you, then she don't, you know these bitches bipolar Probably had her after I did, so you got the leftovers (Been off it) Laid up with her one night and she showed me dude's texts (Said what?) Speakin' on my name and he slick be sendin' threats Left his ass and upgraded with me, he fucked up about that (Hah) Niggas rookies, I'm a vet, I ain't nothin' like the rest Who I be? Big Bagg (Bagg), rippin' off Louis tags Pull her hair when I smash (Ugh), smackin' her on her ass They go trapper to trapper, rapper to rapper for the bag Hoes ain't shit just like us niggas, so you can't really be mad Talk of the town, they say I got community dick But really I don't (Nope), they just wanna fuck and I won't, what? Yeah, bitch, yeah, for sure Hey, hey, whoa, whoa Can't believe some of you niggas still ain't learned your lesson (No) How you 'posed to be so gangster, but the ho got you stressin'? (Huh?) She be showin' you who she is, you in denial, still guessin' Look at who she be around, all them hoes real messy Man, shit got ugly yesterday, I must let you know (Put shit down) I had got up with this lil' bitch I just met at the store (Freaky lil' ho) Playin' lame, actin' like she never done this before (Think I'm slow) It ain't even been ten minutes and my dick in her throat (Ugh) Gettin' ready to go (On the way out) Her nigga at the door (I'm lookin', I'm clutchin') Don't wanna get shot (Your best bet) Take it up with the ho (Get some control) A bitch gon' do whatever a nigga allow her to do (Fact) Club hop, pussy pop, then come lay up with you, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And that's really how it go, I'ma tell it how it is You know me, I play it raw I don't speak on nothin' I saw

Uh-uh-uh Huh-uh-uh She do somethin' better than her, She do somethin' better than the other one She get crazy sometimes Both of them together make the perfect bitch (both of them) Wish I could have them both because I hate to pick (I hate this shit) Complicated, situation delicate (so delicate) Can you stop the allegations and the petty shit? Can you change it up for me and make the perfect bitch? Is you gon' hold a nigga down through the worst of it? Can you fix your attitude and make The perfect bitch? (the perfect one) Can you switch it up for me and Become the perfect bitch? (perfect one) See one of my bitches is nice, the other one aggressive (ratchets) The new one know her place but the old one get so possessive I hate when they both don't play their part, ooh that's messy I deal with so much shit in the streets, ooh don't stress me I can't choose, both of y'all bad, I can't lose You call me bae, she call me zaddy You tell me no, she automatic And I love y'all both the same, and I know that's crazy Whoever leave me first, the other one she gon' be my lady (yeah yeah) If I took her attitude and your sex drive (what'd happen?) And put it one bitch it would be so live (litty) Maybe even perfect If your spot was on the line, would you show me you deserve it? Show me she ain't worth it? (answer that) Both of them together make the perfect bitch (both of them) Wish I could have them both because I hate to pick (I hate this shit) Complicated, situation delicate (so delicate) Can you stop the allegations and the petty shit? Can you change it up for me and make the perfect bitch? Is you gon' hold a nigga down through the worst of it? Can you fix your attitude and make The perfect bitch? (the perfect one) Can you switch it up for me and Become the perfect bitch? (perfect one) Would you hold me down like gravity if I got jammed? If I gave it all up today would I still be your man? (answer that) When we got together other bitches wasn't in the plan Now it's like you my right but she my left hand (true story) I need a machine I can tell what I need, and it create a bitch Bad and bougie, not a basic bitch My money good, I'ma pay for it (pay for it) I know nobody is perfect, I'm just sayin' what if (what?) I could have who I want with, welcome to my fantasy Don't judge me (nah) Both of them together make the perfect bitch (both of them) Wish I could have them both because I hate to pick (I hate this shit) Complicated, situation delicate (so delicate) Can you stop the allegations and the petty shit? Can you change it up for me and make the perfect bitch? Is you gon' hold a nigga down through the worst of it? Can you fix your attitude and make The perfect bitch? (the perfect one) Can you switch it up for me and Become the perfect bitch? (the perfect one)

Hah, hah ChaseTheMoney, ChaseTheMoney Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah I got an Asian bitch, she said she want shrimp fried rice (rice) I got a cougar bitch, when we fuck she give me rides (my rides) I got a worrisome bitch, she said BlocBoy please be mine (be mine) And I told her that I love her but I should've never lied (lied) Bitch get by (get by), You swat with no fly (fly) Pull up with that Glock, Late night, do drive-by (rrah) Layin' in the dirt, it's bright, ayy I'm high (I'm high) Pie to the throat, ayy baby I'm fly (I'm fly) I mean business (business) Catchin' bodies, nigga we don't leave no witness (bodies) Work a bitch like she up at Planet Fitness (Planet Fitness) And we gon' toss that bitch like a fuckin' frisbee (like a frisbee) Hold up, hold up, nah keep that shit like that (like that) You know our pockets be fat (be fat) Say the wrong thing, you get snatched (get snatched) I'm 'bout to bring out them racks (them racks) Thirty-two up in my pocket, that Shaq (Diesel) Put you in a hole like a rat (rat) I just spent a cool ten bands at Saks (at Saks) Fifths (word), Fifths (huh?), I'm so high now Say you got some money but you left Guess you lyin' now (you lyin' now) That nigga is broke, he talkin' reckless, Now he flyin' now (he flyin' now) Family tied now He must didn't think I was gon' slide down (RIP him) I got an Asian bitch, she said she want shrimp fried rice (rice) I got a cougar bitch, when we fuck she give me rides (my rides) I got a worrisome bitch, she said BlocBoy please be mine (be mine) And I told her that I love her but I should've never lied (lied) I got a bitch that's Vietnamese And she gon' suck my soul out (oh lord) She always bitchin' and tripping Got in her feelings and put my clothes out (bitch) Got a hood ho, she always asking for help (no) Bad little bitch with her ratchet little self Talk of the town (what?), thot ho rep Nigga to nigga, keep dick on her breath I got a bitch that go to church, say she believe in Christ I nailed her to the cross, I gave her pipe, called it a night (ugh ugh) I got a cougar, she in her thirties Baby gon' take a trial, told me don't worry I feel like she worth it, I got her some surgery See how I'm real, ain't no nigga perfect Got a lil bitch, don't speak no englo, she like hatchi-tatchi (tatchi) I got the sauce like yum yum so I guess she teriyaki From the bottom of her knees she gon' top me If she do it real good she gon' lock me (fed) I'm gon' put it in her stomach, she gon' stop me (hold on, hold on) On her grill, she gon' eat it like hibachi, hey I got an Asian bitch, she said she want shrimp fried rice (rice) I got a cougar bitch, when we fuck she give me rides (my rides) I got a worrisome bitch, she said BlocBoy please be mine (be mine) And I told her that I love her but I should've never lied (lied)

AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse! Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton I sthe shit outcho purse and I left it on the lawn Ain't nothing but my Zorro sign I shake that purse, and leave the shit behind Beware of the way you flossin yo bag I'm a real ghetto bitch, not a funny fag hag Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt Empty it out like that time of the month Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt Empty it out like that time of the month AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse! I stole yo purse bitch and that's yo curse bitch Lordy Mama, I stole yo purse! I got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it! A little unrational. I got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it! A little unrational. I take yo purse and I take yo man too I take him at a party and I fuck him in the bathroom Find yoself a garbage bag, a satchel or ziplock While you wonderin where yo purse is I'll be suckin yo man'z cock I sit, I took it, ain't no apologies You stand there cryin and I say, "BITCH, PLEASE!" You was the one who left that shit all alone At least I didn't take yo muthafuckin cell phone, cell phone bitch! Ring a ling a ling, ring a ling a ling... AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH... I stole yo purse.

You were running blind Following your feet to try and outrun your fate Standing in a field of flowers Cerebral voices the loudest All hollering your name Is it paradise? Only if it blows your mind And then blows away Call you a sinnerman Or call it second sight Now they treat 'em all the same It's the thinnest line they hung you out by You were holding my hands and saying What if I only ever took what's mine I wanted to tell them That if I could have lead a different life Could have lead a different life But now I need somebody who can ease my mind Need somebody who can ease my mind You know I could have lead a different life Could have lead a different life Pulling me aside Giving me your last advice And the whole house shakes Saying keep it in the family hide it Don't make the mistakes that I did 'Cos it'll wear your soul away And I would've tried if only it was black and white But it's bullet grey Call you a sinnerman Or call it second sight Now they treat 'em all the same It's the thinnest line to hang you by Holding my hands and saying You know I only ever took what's mine I wanted to tell them That if I could have lead a different life Could have lead a different life But now I need somebody who can ease my mind Need somebody who can ease my mind You know I need the remedy to cure my vice Need the valium to sleep at night Night But if I only ever took what's mine I wanted to tell them That if I could have lead a different life Could have lead a different life But now I need somebody who can ease my mind Need the remedy to cure my vice Need somebody who can ease my mind